Adios! I'm outta here...
I've left. Upped and gone. Disappeared. I finally swapped out the drizzle and the complaining for sunshine and surfing down in New Zealand. This means that sadly (although not really that sadly, lets be honest) I'm no longer accepting any new UK clients.
If you have somehow still found this page against all the odds, then the chances are you were looking for a freelance web designer or developer in Dorset, am I right? If so, you're in luck, Matt Freeman is an old colleague and friend who specialises in fantastic web design and front end development in Bournemouth. Drop him an email, you won't be disappointed.
If you're ever in New Zealand, look me up. Beersies on me.